1 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:17,780 ♪ I bet we've been together for a million years ♪ 2 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:23,450 ♪ and I'll bet we'll be together for a million more ♪ 3 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,980 ♪ oh, it's like I started breathing ♪ 4 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:28,780 ♪ on the night we kissed 5 00:00:28,810 --> 00:00:34,010 ♪ and I can't remember what I ever did before ♪ 6 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:37,180 ♪ what would we do, baby 7 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:39,880 ♪ without us? 8 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:42,550 ♪ what would we do, baby 9 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:45,210 ♪ without us? 10 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:47,880 ♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪ 11 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:49,880 ♪ we can't love each other through ♪ 12 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:51,350 ♪ ooh-hoo 13 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:54,210 ♪ what would we do, baby 14 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:57,080 ♪ without us? 15 00:00:57,110 --> 00:01:00,610 ♪ sha-la-la-la. 16 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,850 Mallory: What shall we do today, Steven? 17 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,750 Jennifer: I've got it, Elyse. 18 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:11,550 Let's have Mallory and Jennifer clean this house top to bottom. 19 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:18,180 I love you when you're strict. 20 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:20,310 Kiss me, you hunk! 21 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,210 I'll get it! 22 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:28,950 Hi, folks. Enjoying the show? 23 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:32,050 An unforgettable evening in the theater. 24 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,710 Hello? 25 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,380 Yes, this is the Keatons'. 26 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:39,950 Oh, just one moment, please. 27 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:42,650 Alex, it's Deena Marx! 28 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,650 Alex: I got it! Thank you! 29 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,180 Hang up. 30 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:49,750 It's Deena Marx. 31 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:53,150 I don't care if it's Karl Marx. Hang up. 32 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,480 No, w-wait a minute, Elyse. 33 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:57,250 If it's Karl Marx, I'd like a word with him. 34 00:01:58,180 --> 00:01:59,280 Hang up. 35 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:01,150 Who's Deena Marx? 36 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:03,550 She's one of the most popular girls in school. 37 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:05,850 She's smart. She's pretty. 38 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,710 A lot more important than Karl Marx, whoever he is. 39 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,080 If she has all that going for her, 40 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:14,250 what could she possibly want with Alex? 41 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,780 And she was just named leader for the senior caucus 42 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:19,150 for passage of the Equal Rights Amendment. 43 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,380 Maybe she wants him for target practice. 44 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:26,410 Alex, what'd Deena Marx want? 45 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,010 Whoa, wait a minute, Mallory. 46 00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:29,210 Uh, the telephone is 47 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,110 an instrument of private communication. 48 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:35,880 See, that's why the receiver's only big enough for one ear. 49 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:38,410 Then why'd they make extensions? 50 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:42,480 As usual, you're too sharp for me. 51 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:45,910 Well, if you must know, Mallory, 52 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:47,750 she's co-editor of the school yearbook with me. 53 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,610 She's coming over in a few minutes. 54 00:02:49,650 --> 00:02:51,410 You happy? 55 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:56,400 I know you're not telling me everything, Alex. 56 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:57,850 Uh, mom, 57 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,350 do you know where your "E.R.A. Yes" button is? 58 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,980 I'd like to borrow it. 59 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,880 Sure, it's upstairs in my... 60 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:10,280 Wait a minute. Since when did you support the E.R.A.? 61 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:12,850 Since he got interested in Deena Marx. 62 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,550 No, no, wait a minute. That is not true. 63 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:18,150 Look, I have always been a supporter of the E.R.A. 64 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:21,150 Equal rights are as important for men as they are for women. 65 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:25,910 We men will not be free until women are equal. 66 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,610 Ah, I had you going for a minute, didn't I? 67 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:36,480 No, seriously, mom, come on. Can I have the button? 68 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:37,780 No! 69 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:40,650 I'm not gonna give it to you so you can deceive some girl. 70 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,480 Oh, why not? We're family. 71 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:46,610 Dad. Dad, can I, uh, borrow yours? 72 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:47,850 Forget it, Alex. 73 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,850 What you're doing is unprincipled. 74 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,880 Besides, your mother would kill me. 75 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:54,880 All right. Okay. Hey, fine, fine. 76 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:57,650 I'll just... I'll just make do with these pamphlets. 77 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,050 Let's see here. 78 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,980 "Sexual discrimination will not be tolerated." 79 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:08,250 No. "Sexual discrimination will not be tolerated." 80 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,580 Sexual discrimination will not be tolerated. 81 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:14,410 Doesn't just roll off your tongue, does it, Alex? 82 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:18,850 "Bring women into the mainstream of American society 83 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:23,310 in a truly equal... partnership with men." 84 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,080 This isn't gonna be easy. 85 00:04:26,210 --> 00:04:27,550 Okay, how 'bout this? 86 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,210 For the dedication in the front of the book, 87 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,080 a full-page photo of Mrs. Buchanan, 88 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:32,550 and in the lower corner, 89 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:34,980 "in dedication... Emma Buchanan. 90 00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:38,310 What a teacher. What a woman." 91 00:04:38,350 --> 00:04:40,550 What a body. 92 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,510 Alex. 93 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:42,680 W-what I mean is, 94 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:45,050 what a body of knowledge... 95 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,850 This woman has imparted to us over the years. 96 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,480 That's not what you meant. 97 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:50,580 She does have a great body, 98 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:52,410 but I don't think we should put that 99 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:54,180 under her picture in the yearbook. 100 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,450 For one thing, it has a slightly sexist ring. 101 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,580 Well, hey, no ring intended. 102 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:00,650 You know, sexism... 103 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,680 Sexual discrimination of any kind... 104 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:04,610 Is entirely intolerable to me. 105 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:06,950 The mere thought of it makes me wince. 106 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:11,750 Really? 107 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:14,680 Well, yes, yes. Don't you feel that way? 108 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:15,850 Well, yeah, I do. 109 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,310 I just didn't think you did... That's all. 110 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,550 Well, I'm... I'm glad you feel the same way I do 111 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,080 because, frankly, it would be very hard 112 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:22,950 to work with someone who didn't. 113 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:24,450 Yeah, but I've always thought of you 114 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,950 as kind of... well, conservative and preppy. 115 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,710 Preppy? 116 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:29,780 Me? 117 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:32,410 I... no, no. I just came in from a wedding. 118 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:38,810 Okay, let me get this straight. 119 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:40,780 You are pro-E.R.A.? 120 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:44,210 Deena, you say E.R.A. 121 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:47,580 I say y-e-s. 122 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:54,910 Would you, uh... Would you care for a cup of tea? 123 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:55,980 I'd love one. 124 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,650 Uh, listen, just, uh... 125 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,850 Just sit yourself down. 126 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,750 Uh, you know, you're gonna love this tea. 127 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:04,250 I-it was grown, picked, and brewed entirely by women. 128 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,880 You know, Alex, everything we talk about 129 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,810 does not have to involve women. 130 00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:11,750 I-I do have other interests. 131 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,480 I don't. 132 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:16,410 Well, but I'm, uh... 133 00:06:16,450 --> 00:06:18,550 I'm willing to learn. 134 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:20,610 Hey, you know, this is really fun. 135 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:22,410 Working with you isn't nearly as dull 136 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,480 as I thought it would be. 137 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:25,880 Well, thank you. 138 00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:26,980 I think. 139 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,910 Yeah, and it's really surprising. 140 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,080 What? What is? 141 00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:31,410 Well, all these years in school, 142 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,650 I've never had the least bit of interest in you. 143 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,550 That doesn't seem possible. 144 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,580 Why? 145 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,710 Oh, little things, I guess... 146 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:46,380 Like the Young Republicans Club. 147 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,250 Pfft, that. 148 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,280 Oh, Deena, Deena, Deena, Deena, Deena. 149 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:54,150 See, I-i am something of a dabbler. 150 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:57,010 I'm... I'm a seeker of new experiences. 151 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,710 I-I'm like a young sapling 152 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:00,950 whose roots are young and thirsty. 153 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:03,910 Yeah, see, this is what I thought it would be like. 154 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:06,510 You know, Deena, 155 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:08,910 it... it's good that we can laugh in these troubled times... 156 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:11,510 When... when women are so ruthlessly oppressed 157 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:13,750 by this sexist society. 158 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:20,710 Oh, hi. Uh... 159 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,010 Like some tea? 160 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,510 No, thank y... 161 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,380 Nice, uh... apron, son. 162 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:31,780 Wow, thanks, dad. 163 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,750 I hope you don't mind me borrowing it. 164 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:39,750 I, uh... 165 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:41,810 I got quiche on mine. 166 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:44,880 Steven: No. 167 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:47,110 No, no, not at all. 168 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,610 Uh, when you're done, uh... 169 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:51,010 hang it next to my jello molds. 170 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:53,880 Yeah, I will, dad. 171 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,050 Thank you, thank you. 172 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,650 I'm just wearing it to, uh, make some tea, 173 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,480 and then I'm gonna clean up. 174 00:07:58,510 --> 00:08:00,380 A woman's work is never done. 175 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:04,280 A person's work, mom. 176 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:07,810 Thank you for raising my consciousness, Alex. 177 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:09,610 How's the yearbook coming along? 178 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:11,610 At the rate we're going, we should have it out 179 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:13,350 by the time we're sophomores in college. 180 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,780 Elyse and I were co-editors of the yearbook in high school. 181 00:08:17,810 --> 00:08:18,880 It was really terrific. 182 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,980 We had some great times together. 183 00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:22,150 That's how we met. 184 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,680 No, it wasn't. 185 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:27,480 I-I wasn't on the yearbook staff in high school. 186 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:29,650 Oh, uh... t-that... No, that... that's right. 187 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,680 I was thinking of, uh... 188 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:37,510 Right, it... I-it's not important. 189 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:42,210 Steven? Mr. Editor? 190 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:47,280 They're a fun couple, aren't they? 191 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:50,510 Equally fun. 192 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,980 You know, Deena, I-i was wondering, uh... 193 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:57,550 W-would you like to go out with me Saturday night? 194 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,680 I can't. I'm hosting an E.R.A. debate 195 00:08:59,710 --> 00:09:01,010 at the community center. 196 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:03,150 Oh... 197 00:09:03,180 --> 00:09:05,180 What a coincidence! 198 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:07,380 You know, that is where I was gonna take you. 199 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:08,380 Hey, great. 200 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:10,310 We can go together. 201 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,180 Great! Uh. 202 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,850 I'll pick you up at 7:00. 203 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:17,550 Or you could pick me up at 7:00. 204 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,110 Or we could meet halfway... 205 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:23,110 at, uh, 3:30. 206 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:29,150 Man: This evening we are pleased to present a dialogue 207 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:30,680 between two women, 208 00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:33,010 both presidents of women's groups 209 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:36,710 who often approach the same problem, shall we say, 210 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,910 from different directions. 211 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:40,550 Will you help me welcome 212 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,050 Sharon Fletcher and Dorothy Canell? 213 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:52,580 Now, let's get right to it, shall we? 214 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:55,110 Mrs. Fletcher, tell us, if you would, 215 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:59,410 what bothers you most about passage of the E.R.A. 216 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:05,080 Well, simply stated, I believe that passage of the E.R.A. 217 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:09,080 would take away rights that American women already have 218 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:11,510 under the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution. 219 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,350 Man: Ms. Canell, how do you respond? 220 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:20,580 Ladies and gentlemen, 221 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:23,310 if the Equal Rights Amendment is not ratified, 222 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:26,310 a whole generation of American girls will grow up unequal, 223 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,910 limited in their options, 224 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:29,980 penalized for being born female. 225 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,010 Yeah! Yeah. 226 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,180 Dorothy: The E.R.A. is many things, 227 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:38,510 but basically it's a bread-and-butter issue. 228 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,880 Women with college degrees are paid less 229 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:43,050 than men who haven't finished high school. 230 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,150 Let's keep it that way! 231 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:48,480 This... this must stop. 232 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,910 Your behavior is unacceptable, sir. 233 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,350 Homemakers' labor is not recognized 234 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,880 as having economic value. 235 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,210 Oh, get back in the kitchen, lady... 236 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,310 That's where you belong. 237 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,510 Alex: Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on. 238 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:05,480 Let this woman speak. Show some common... 239 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,780 What are you doing? Look, let her speak. 240 00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:12,280 The First Amendment of the Constitution clearly states, 241 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,310 and I quote... 242 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,580 You swine. 243 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,580 Stop the E.R.A.! 244 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,610 Stop the E.R.A.! 245 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:33,110 All: * oh, deep in our hearts 246 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,850 ♪ we do believe 247 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:40,710 ♪ we shall not be moved today 248 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,260 That's right... sing it. It's important. 249 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,600 Are you okay? 250 00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:50,130 No, not really. 251 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,130 Look, Deena, I-i cannot go on with this any longer. 252 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,030 I-I-I'm not really... 253 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,930 Alex, that was a very courageous thing you did... 254 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,130 Coming to Dorothy's defense like that. 255 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,960 Well, th-thanks, but, uh, listen, 256 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,900 a-about this whole E.R.A. business, 257 00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:07,630 this... this... this button, this... this shirt. 258 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,760 - It's not... - Is that a scratch on your ear? 259 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,130 Yeah. It's nothing. 260 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,260 Oh, those animals! 261 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:26,900 Alex, I don't think I've ever been as attracted to anybody 262 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:29,430 as I am to you right now. 263 00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:37,900 So, what is it you wanted to tell me? 264 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,700 Don't remember. 265 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:42,830 I think it was a trivia question. 266 00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,430 Isn't this romantic? 267 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:47,900 The two of us in prison together. 268 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,160 Alex, I want to thank you for coming to my defense. 269 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,830 I'm proud of you. 270 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:57,160 I'm very impressed with your passion for the movement. 271 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:01,430 Well, uh, Dorothy, it was a privilege to come to your aid. 272 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:05,700 I-I regret I have but one ear to give to the cause. 273 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,200 Alex, when you talk like that, 274 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:11,230 I can barely keep my hands off you. 275 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:14,200 But, uh... but those are just idle words. 276 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:17,130 There is a job to be done here. 277 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,230 Yes, there is! Right on! 278 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,760 You know, and not only by us 279 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,400 but by women everywhere. 280 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:22,630 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 281 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,330 How long must we wait? 282 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,730 How long are we expected to accept these indignities? 283 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,130 How long, Lord? 284 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:34,460 You know, I-i feel the way president Kennedy must have felt 285 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,600 that day at the Berlin Wall, 286 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,430 when he said, "today I am a berliner." 287 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,230 Well, today, in this hour, I say to you, 288 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:42,100 "I am a woman!" 289 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,700 I'd hate to be taken out of context, though. 290 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,800 Here. 291 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,700 Is that better? 292 00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,630 Oh, yeah. 293 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:06,000 That's, uh... That's much better. 294 00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:07,300 Alex?! 295 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,660 Alex! 296 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,260 Are you all right? 297 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Life's been rough, mom. 298 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,860 Come on, a-Alex. We've... We've paid your bail. 299 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,900 No. 300 00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:30,000 No, uh, dad, uh... 301 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:32,130 I will not leave here... 302 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:37,200 until the last of my sisters passes through these bars. 303 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,460 Uh, women, my parents, Steven and Elyse Keaton. 304 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,630 All right! Whoo! 305 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:46,800 Bravo! Good for you! 306 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:49,430 Bravo! Bravo! 307 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,600 Bravo! 308 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,800 Bravo! 309 00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:55,800 Mallory: So, tell me, Alex, 310 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:58,960 how long have you been a supporter of women's rights? 311 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,430 Jennifer: Virtually since birth. 312 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,430 Now, how is that possible? 313 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,930 Good question... coming from a girl. 314 00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,900 Alex, leave them alone. They're just playing. 315 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:15,800 Dad, I will not be ridiculed in my own home... 316 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,260 by puppets. 317 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,300 That's what's wrong with you feminists. 318 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,960 You have no sense of humor. 319 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,230 Mom, I am not a feminist. 320 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,000 I am simply posing as a feminist 321 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,400 out of respect for the girl I care about. 322 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,860 Yeah, I-i hope she appreciates it. 323 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,400 Look, why is everybody picking on me? 324 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,960 Look, last night I defended a woman's right to speak. 325 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,500 Now, I-is that bad? 326 00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,730 Of course not. We're very proud of you for that. 327 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,700 And I spent a night in jail for a cause... 328 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:53,730 I don't even believe in. 329 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,760 Does that make me a bad person? 330 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,440 Alex, that's not what we're talking about. 331 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,530 You're misleading Deena. 332 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,760 You have a relationship based on lies. 333 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,000 Dad, that's not true. We're past the lies. 334 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,130 We're into the good stuff now. 335 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,660 Look, uh, do you think I'm happy doing this? 336 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,100 I'm not. 337 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:16,230 You know, I-it started out as a few innocent little lies. 338 00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,830 I wouldn't even call them "lies." 339 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:20,060 They were... They were lie-ettes. 340 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,060 And it just snowballed. 341 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,660 I mean, what can I do now? 342 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,730 Deena believes very deeply in this cause, Alex. 343 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,460 Your attitude towards it is, uh... 344 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,960 Well, it's really insulting to her. 345 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,730 Now, if you care at all about Deena, 346 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,000 you should tell her the truth now. 347 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,160 Hello. 348 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,830 Oh, hi, Deena. 349 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:50,230 Yeah, listen, I-I'm glad you called 350 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,800 because I-i have something to tell you. 351 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,430 What's that? 352 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,000 Really? 353 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,230 No kidding. 354 00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:01,030 That... that is really flattering, but... 355 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,230 Wow. 356 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,930 Oh, wow! Oh, that is great. 357 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,200 Oh... all right. Okay, Deena. 358 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,130 All right. Okay, bye-bye. 359 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,130 Huh! 360 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,400 So, did you tell her? 361 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,430 Congratulate me. 362 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,760 I am now the leader 363 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,230 of the Ohio youth movement for passage of the E.R.A. 364 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:26,030 We got a rally this Saturday. 365 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,160 Well, you're not gonna go, are you? 366 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,560 Well, mom, I have to go. 367 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,160 I'm the keynote speaker. 368 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:39,630 This is indeed a very special evening for me. 369 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,760 You see, I've always said that the Equal Rights Amendment 370 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,060 is not a women's issue, it's a people's issue. 371 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,860 And that thought was strongly reinforced for me 372 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:52,060 the other night in of all places, our city jail. 373 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,160 During our E.R.A. debate here last Saturday night, 374 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,530 I was shouted down. 375 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,100 But during the ruckus, a young man leapt to my defense 376 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,300 and demanded that I be heard. 377 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,430 Only later, in jail, 378 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:10,500 did I get a full sense of his commitment to E.R.A. 379 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:14,430 He so fully shares our frustrations 380 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,830 and our concerns 381 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:20,000 that he was able to say, in the most heartfelt manner, 382 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:24,660 "today, in this cell, I am a woman." 383 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:34,230 Alex Keaton said he was a woman... 384 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:37,660 and my spirit soared. 385 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,560 His courage, his valor, 386 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:44,360 his integrity, his truthfulness... 387 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,300 are beyond measure. 388 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,330 He boycotted, or, as he put it... Are you all right? 389 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,000 Person-cotted... No. 390 00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:54,630 I have to talk to you. So girls could play, too. 391 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,500 Women's rights... I lied to you. 392 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:57,630 What? 393 00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,100 I lied. I lied. It's all lies. 394 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:02,300 I'm not... I'm not pro-E.R.A. 395 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:05,200 See, I-i just made-believe I-i was 396 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,960 so you'd be interested in me. 397 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,360 A man for all seasons... 398 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,560 May I introduce the next Ohio youth leader of the E.R.A., 399 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600 Alex Keaton? 400 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:24,400 I'm, uh... I'm not, uh... 401 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,130 Worthy of your applause. 402 00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,630 No. No, look, uh... 403 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,600 It's... it's time that you heard the truth. 404 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,430 See, I defended Dorothy Canell's right to be heard, 405 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,760 and... and I believe in that. 406 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,160 Yes! Yes! Yes! 407 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,800 No, please. See, um... 408 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:44,830 My... my reasons for doing it a-are not what you think. 409 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,560 I did it for a girl. 410 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,660 All right! 411 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,700 Cut it out. Cut it out. 412 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,730 See, um... I'm... I'm trying to apologize here. 413 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,700 See, I, uh... 414 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,100 I-I made-believe I was something I'm not 415 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,760 so, uh... so this girl would be interested in me. 416 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,130 It seemed harmless enough at the time... 417 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,930 But, uh... 418 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,260 The truth is, I-i-I'm not in favor of the E.R.A. 419 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,030 I-I'm sorry, Deena. 420 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,100 Uh, and I apologize to you, Dorothy... 421 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,430 to my family... 422 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,460 And to all of you. 423 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:27,000 See, I can't accept this honor 424 00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:30,730 because I-i believe that the leader of a movement... 425 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,630 Has to, uh, believe in the movement, 426 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,800 and I honestly don't. 427 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,260 I-I have managed to gain some new understanding 428 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,100 of the need for E.R.A. 429 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:48,500 A-and it comes from seeing intelligent, courageous people 430 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,160 who want it as badly as you do. 431 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,500 I'm not voting for it... 432 00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:58,900 But, uh, I am closer to it than ever before. 433 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:01,230 So, you see, I am not the Alex Keaton 434 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,960 that you thought I was. 435 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,600 I'm not a woman. 436 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,830 I'm sorry. 437 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,400 Could we take a 10-minute break? 438 00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:22,930 This is a mess. 439 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,600 I... uh, uh, Deena? 440 00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:34,460 Yeah, what is it, Alex? 441 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,500 Well, I-i-i was just wondering if, uh... 442 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:41,200 This... Was gonna affect our relationship. 443 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,760 Excuse me, Alex. 444 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,330 Uh, Deena, wait. 445 00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:48,860 Look, I-i am sorry. 446 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,200 What I did was... was an insult to you. 447 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:56,060 I-it was childish. It was... it was unforgivable. 448 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,630 Yeah, well, at least we found something we really agree on. 449 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:01,960 Yeah, well, it was. I mean... 450 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,360 It was unforgivable. 451 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,100 Can you forgive me? 452 00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:11,500 You made a mockery of something that I believe deeply in. 453 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,960 You made a fool of me. 454 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,630 You lied to me. 455 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:18,030 I can't forgive that. 456 00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:34,330 So, Alex, how are things working out with Deena? 457 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,430 You did the right thing, Alex. 458 00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:45,130 A wonderful girl... just walked out of my life. 459 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,130 All I'm left with is a prison record. 460 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,900 How can that be the right thing? 461 00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:55,400 I know it doesn't feel like it now, but you did. 462 00:22:55,430 --> 00:22:56,660 Let's go home, son. 463 00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:02,360 Alex... 464 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,200 What did you mean when you said you're not a woman? 465 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,030 I'm not. 466 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:18,630 I'm sorry to have to break it to you this way, mom. 467 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,430 You're weird, Alex. 468 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,960 Thank you.